Sunday, March 14, 2004
i read abt something interesting in some1's blog.. so i copy n paste here. lOlx. abit censored? =X hope u all dun mind okies? hurhur. if u mind, dun scold me! >_<"
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labor.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge head first into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I don't get paid overtime.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other
areas.
- You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has
wearing the correct protective clothing.
- You'll retire before reaching 65.
- You're unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
` - tOoTtoOt muack gOnGgOnG
-2:20:00 PM`
